The Holy Parliamentary Monarchy of Sanctae Civitates Foederatae Europae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.428 billion Europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altrip Nova. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong European economy, worth 242 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,877 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Leader's new moniker, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanctae Civitates Foederatae Europae's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanctae Civitates Foederatae Europae is ranked 245,054^th in the world and 9,218^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,286.43 Standard Monetary Units.